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13:08

Мийка

Я непьющий кефир (c) :-D

Моя проникся и помер…

:lol:

Вампирские игрищща... Маскарад, блин... :-D

Гардиан, а что, собственно, делает Quietus? :-D

@настроение: *валяюсь*

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31.10.2005 в 10:45

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01.11.2005 в 05:52

Мийка

Я непьющий кефир (c) :-D

Guardian_of_Hell_Gate :susp:

Русские не сдаются!!! :-D

А ну колись, что эта дисциплина делает? :susp:

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29.08.2006 в 09:22

Vetinari

"Si vis pacem, para bellum." (с)

Мийка

Quietus - можно перевести, как "Тишина".

Я сегодня буду дома, сброшу описание этой Дисциплины.

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29.08.2006 в 10:53

Мийка

Я непьющий кефир (c) :-D

Так я уже теперь знаю

. Тогда не знала, вот и спрашивала

. Но все равно скинь, уточню для себя ;-)

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29.08.2006 в 11:01

Vetinari

"Si vis pacem, para bellum." (с)

Мийка

Ну еси так. То смотри, открой клан-бук Ассамит. Это их дисциплина.

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29.08.2006 в 11:02

Мийка

Я непьющий кефир (c) :-D

Xaviar Уй... энто ж его еще качать нуно... а у мну лимит на трафик %)... Скинь кусочек, пожалуйста ;-)

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29.08.2006 в 11:13

Vetinari

"Si vis pacem, para bellum." (с)

Мийка

По поисковику нашел:

Quietus

Level 1 • Silence of Death

By spending a blood point, the vampire may create a zone of a twenty-foot radius around her, within which no sounds will be heard, and no one will hear anything. She herself will only hear sounds made outside the zone.

Level 2 • Weakness

Roll: Willpower, difficulty Sta. + Fortitude

By bringing a point of blood to the palm and touching a victim with it, the vampire may reduce her victim’s Stamina by one. The victim stays in this condition for the duration indicated on the chart.

Level 3 • Diseased

Roll: Willpower, difficulty Willpower

By bringing three points of blood to the palm and touching a victim with it, the vampire may reduce each of her victim’s physical attributes by one. The victim stays in this condition for the duration indicated on the chart.

Level 4 • Blood Agony

By coating a bladed weapon of adequate size with her blood, the vampire may use the weapon to inflict aggravated damage. Assume that one blood point is rubbed off each time the blade hits something, whether it does damage or not.

Level 5 • Taste of Death

Roll: Dex. + Firearms, difficulty based on range

The vampire may spit blood, at a range of up to ten feet for each dot she has in Strength or Potence, and each blood point so used does two dice of aggravated damage.

Level 6 • Blood Empathy

Resist: Willpower, difficulty 8

Demand: successes = number of blood points imbibed, or more

The vampire may leave her current emotions in the blood of a vessel, and these emotions emerge in any vampire who drinks from them, for one day per blood point imbibed.

Level 6 • Blood Sweat

Roll: Willpower, difficulty Sta. + 3

By concentrating on a victim, the vampire may cause her victim to lose one blood point per success through her sweat glands, at a rate of up to two blood points per round.

Level 6 • Thin Blood (Clanbook:Assamite)

Roll: Sta. + Medicine, difficulty Sta. + 3

By bringing a point of blood to the palm and touching a target with it, the vampire may make a vampire’s blood incapable of healing wounds. The victim stays in this condition for the duration indicated on the chart.

Level 6 • Cleanse of Influence (Clanbook:Assamite)

Roll: Willpower, difficulty [level of target effect] + 3

By bringing a point of blood to the palm and touching a target with it, the vampire may cancel an effect of a non-blood related discipline.

Level 7 • Blood of the Cobra (Clanbook:Assamite)

Roll: Dex. + Firearms, difficulty based on range

The vampire may, at a distance, use Quietus powers that would normally require touching a victim and spending blood, by spitting blood at her victim, and making the appropriate roll. The vampire may spit blood at a range of up to ten feet for each dot she has in Strength or Potence.

Level 7 • Foul Blood

The vampire may alter a vessel, causing all other vampires (except herself) who drink from said vessel three levels of damage for each point imbibed.

Level 7 • Leech

By paying a willpower point, the vampire may drink blood by skin contact, which leaves no marks. She may drink as many blood points as she has Stamina, per turn.

Level 8 • Blood Clot

Roll: Man. + Medicine, difficulty [blood points]

By bringing a point of blood to the palm and touching a victim with it, the vampire may clot her victim’s blood. Each success represents one blood point becoming clotted; this blood is rendered useless, and the victim must be cut open or otherwise medically treated to remove it. In mortals, stroke ensues if more than one point is clotted.

Level 8 • Blood Curse (Clanbook:Assamite)

Roll: Cha. + Occult, difficulty Sta. + 3

By bringing a point of blood to the palm and touching a target with it, the vampire may make another vampire less able use her blood. In this condition, the victim must spend two blood points to heal a wound, and her blood can not be used to heal aggravated wounds, perform the Embrace, power disciplines, or raise attributes. The victim stays in this condition for the duration indicated on the chart.

Level 9 • Erosion

Roll: Willpower, difficulty 8

Resist: Willpower, difficulty 8

By bringing five points of blood to the palm and touching a victim with it, the vampire may reduce her victim’s Physical traits to zero, for one day per success.

Level 10 • Immaculate Vitae

Anyone who tastes the vampire’s blood once is considered blood bound to the vampire, unless they are already bound to a vampire of equal or earlier generation.

Level Quietus Effects Chart

Roll Duration of Effect

1 suc. one turn

2 suc. one hour

3 suc. one day

4 suc. one month

5 suc. forever (or until the victim's generation is lowered)

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29.08.2006 в 11:15

Мийка

Я непьющий кефир (c) :-D

Xaviar Пасиба

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31.08.2006 в 04:45

Мийка

Я непьющий кефир (c) :-D

TREMERE: "Awright, Haqim! I have HAD it with you! You're gonna die!"

HAQIM: "Says you. Phbbbt!"

TREMERE: "Oh, yeah? Thaumaturgy 10, Lure of Flames! I blow up Asia!"

HAQIM: "Celerity 10. I dodge. I'm now standing in the middle of the ocean."

TREMERE: "Thaumaturgy 10, Neptune's Might. I boil the oceans."

HAQIM: "Obfuscate 10. What ocean?"

TREMERE: "Thaumaturgy 10, Movement of the Mind. I hit the remaining ocean

with the moon."

LASOMBRA: "Tag in! Obtenebration 9. What moon?"

TREMERE: "Auspex 10. *That* moon."

LASOMBRA: "Tag out!"

HAQIM: "Oh crap. Umm... Quietus 10."

TREMERE: "Here comes the big ball of rock, baby!"

[HAQIM is squished]

BRUJAH: "Didn't Haqim just activate Quietus 10?"

NOSFERATU: "And it was a surprisingly quiet squishing. Stupid discipline."

TREMERE: "Lasombra..."

LASOMBRA: "Tag, um, Tzimisce!"

TZIMISCE: "Vicissitude 10. Try that moon trick now, spellboy."

TREMERE: "Tag Ventrue!"

VENTRUE: "Dominate 10. Who's your daddy?"

TZIMISCE: "You're my daddy."

LASOMBRA: "Tag in! Potence 10. Feel the pain!"

VENTRUE: "Fortitude 10! What pain?"

LASOMBRA: "Obtenebration 10! I hope you like small, dark, places."

VENTRUE: "Fuck."

[VENTRUE vanishes]

LASOMBRA: "I have ALWAYS wanted to do that."

TZIMISCE: "Vicissitude 10. Lasombra, you're now a small ball of cheese."

SMALL BALL OF CHEESE: "WHY?"

TZIMISCE: "Ventrue still calls the shots. Read Dominate 10."

SMALL BALL OF CHEESE: "Damn, he's right."

TZIMISCE: "Animalism 10. Horde of cheese-eating mice."

SMALL BALL OF CHEESE: "Obtenebration 10. I am a shadow of a small ball of

cheese."

TZIMISCE: "Tag Tremere!"

TREMERE: "Thaumaturgy 10, Lure of Flames. Shadow of fondue, you mean."

SMALL BALL OF CHEESE: *fwoosh*

NOSFERATU: "Animalism 10. They're MY horde of mice."

TZIMISCE: "Animalism 10. Mine."

NOSFERATU: "Mine!"

TZIMISCE: "Gimme!"

BRUJAH: "Celerity 10 AND Potence 10. I crush Tzimisce and Nosferatu while

they're still arguing about the mice."

NOSFERATU: "Urk." [dies]

TZIMISCE: "Urk." [reforms] "Love that Vicissitude 10."

BRUJAH: "Oh, dearie."

TZIMISCE: "Now the mice are MINE!"

[MASKED AVENGER #1 appears from nowhere]

MASKED AVENGER #1: "All of you shall die for consorting with our enemies!

Or, in some cases, actually being our enemies."

ENNOIA: "Who the heck are *you*?"

MASKED AVENGER #1: "Oh, sorry. I'm early."

[MASKED AVENGER #1 vanishes]

TZIMISCE: "Not even the first Masked Avenger, whoever he was, can stop me!"

ARIKEL: "Auspex 10. What *can* stop someone with Vicissitude 10? Oh,

diablerie."

TREMERE: "Thaumaturgy something or other. I weaken Arikel a generation."

ARIKEL: "You just made that up!"

TREMERE: "Trust me, you'll like it."

BRUJAH: "Potence 10. I expend a barrage of fisticuffs upon Tzimisce."

TZIMISCE: "Vicissitude 10. I can ignore them."

ENNOIA: "Animalism 10. My mice."

TZIMISCE: "Mine!"

TREMERE: "Quick, Arikel! Diablerize Tzimisce while he's distracted!"

AUGUSTUS: "Necromancy 10, Bone Path! The dead have risen- and they're

voting Republican!"

TREMERE: "Don't you guys *ever* stop worrying about temporal power?"

AUGUSTUS: "Umm. No."

MALKAV: "Dementation 10! Everyone goes absolutely crazy!"

[there is a pause]

[the pause lengthens]

BRUJAH: "You feel any different, Ennoia?"

ENNOIA: "Nope. You?"

BRUJAH: "Nope. Tremere?"

TREMERE: "Nope."

AUGUSTUS: "Me neither."

BRUJAH: "Nobody asked you."

MALKAV: "Well, THAT was a non-starter."

TZIMISCE: "Well, I *gurgle*..."

ARIKEL (dropping diablerized corpse of Tzimisce): "*I* sure feel different!"

ENNOIA: "Well, that settles it. My mice."

ARIKEL: "I now have Animalism 10. Mine!"

MALKAV: "CATFIGHT!"

BRUJAH: "Mousefight, actually."

AUGUSTUS: "How droll."

TREMERE: "Thaumaturgy 10, Hands of Destruction. I kill the freakin' mice,

already."

ARIKEL: "Waaahhh!"

AUGUSTUS: "Zombie mice!"

ENNOIA: "Bastards."

[MASKED AVENGERS #1, #2, and #3 appear]

MASKED AVENGER #2: "Prepare to meet final death at the hands of the Masked

Avengers!"

MASKED AVENGER #3: "Especially you, Tremere!"

MASKED AVENGER #2: "No, especially *you*, Augustus!"

MASKED AVENGER #3: "Tremere!"

MASKED AVENGER #2: "Augustus!"

ENNOIA: "Who *are* you guys, anyway?"

MASKED AVENGER #3: "It's a secret. That's why we're wearing masks."

BRUJAH: "Speaking of which, why does your mask have three eyeholes?"

MASKED AVENGER #3: "To be distinctive."

BRUJAH: "Doesn't that kind of defeat the purpose of wearing a mask?"

MASKED AVENGER #1: "You always were a smartass."

BRUJAH: "Potence 10. I punch the first Masked Avenger."

MASKED AVENGER #1: "Ow." [dies]

MASKED AVENGER #2: "We other Masked Avengers are not so easily thwarted!

We shall have our revenge! Especially on you, Augustus!"

MASKED AVENGER #3: "Tremere!"

MASKED AVENGER #2: "Augustus!"

AUGUSTUS: "Can we get rid of these guys?"

TREMERE: "Sure you take care of the guy with the three eyeholes in his

mask, and I'll take the guy who says he's my archenemy."

MASKED AVENGER #3: "I, with the three eyes, am your archenemy, Tremere."

TREMERE: "Whatever."

AUGUSTUS: "Potence 10. I crush the guy with the three eyes."

MASKED AVENGER #3: "Fortitude 10. I soak."

TREMERE: "Thaumaturgy 10, Lure of Flames. I obliterate Masked Avenger #2."

MASKED AVENGER #2: "Fortitude 10. I soak."

BRUJAH: "Like the guest that won't leave, aren't they?"

AUGUSTUS: "I can handle this. Necromancy 10, Ash Path. I summon the

spirits of those who have died tragically."

SPIRITS OF THOSE WHO HAVE DIED TRAGICALLY: "We are here."

AUGUSTUS: "Explain your tragedies to the Masked Avengers."

[The SPIRITS OF THOSE WHO HAVE DIED TRAGICALLY do so]

MASKED AVENGER #3: "Oh, the Angst! I cannot *bear* it!"

[MASKED AVENGER #3 commits suicide]

MASKED AVENGER #2: "How fascinating. I wish to learn more."

AUGUSTUS: "Spirits of those who have died tragically, return to the

Shadowlands."

[The SPIRITS OF THOSE WHO HAVE DIED TRAGICALLY do so]

MASKED AVENGER #2: "I must follow them to learn more."

[MASKED AVENGER #2 commits suicide]

ARIKEL: "Well, *that* took forever. But now it's done. Now what?"

TREMERE: "Auspex 10 and Thaumaturgy 10, Lure of Flames. I incinerate Set

in that corner he's been hiding."

[SET turns to ashes]

AUGUSTUS: "Letting everyone else do the fighting and taking out the

winners? I am shocked, SHOCKED."

BRUJAH: "Shocked that you didn't think of it first."

AUGUSTUS: "And I *deeply* deplore that."

[MASKED AVENGER #1 appears]

MASKED AVENGER #1: "Prepare to meet final death at the hands of the Masked

Avenger!"

BRUJAH: "You ever have the feeling of deja vu?"

MASKED AVENGER #1: "Constantly."

ENNOIA: "Enough of this. Protean 10. Welcome to the sun, boys!"

TREMERE: "Hah! Thaumaturgy 10, Invulnerable Weakness!"

[MASKED AVENGER #1 goes *fwoosh*]

[BRUJAH goes *fwoosh*]

[MALKAV goes *fwoosh*]

[ARIKEL goes *fwoosh*]

AUGUSTUS: "Hah! You've played perfectly into my master plan! No, wait."

[AUGUSTUS goes *fwoosh*]

TREMERE: "Thaumaturgy 10, Neptune's Might. I extinguish Ennoia."

[ENNOIA goes *fwoosh*]

TREMERE: "Woo hoo, I won!"

RAVNOS: "Forgot me."

TREMERE: "You? Where the heck have you been?"

RAVNOS: "Keeping a low profile."

TREMERE: "And you didn't burn up in the sun?"

RAVNOS: "Fortitude 10, baby. And I'll thank you not to kill off my mice."

TREMERE: "PREPARE TO DIE!"

RAVNOS: "Not so fast! Chimeristry 10!"

TREMERE: "Chimeristry 10? You mean..."

RAVNOS: "Yup. ''Reality.'' I'll turn us all into a roleplaying game."

TREMERE: "You wouldn't!"

RAVNOS: "I just did."

TREMERE: "NOOOOOOOO!!!"

[RAVNOS, TREMERE, and the corpses of the other antediluvians are replaced

by a series of hardback and paperback game supplements]

THE END

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31.08.2006 в 09:18

Vetinari

"Si vis pacem, para bellum." (с)

Русский вариант за счет исключительно русский "оборотов" все же посмешнее будет

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31.08.2006 в 10:35

Мийка

Я непьющий кефир (c) :-D

Xaviar =) ну тут каждому свое %)). Мне англицкий тоже нравиццо %)

Spellboy, трансформировавшийся в несчастного мага потерял свое очарование %)) Плюс фраза про мышек у Равноса переведена мягко сказать - некорректно 8)

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31.08.2006 в 12:54

Vetinari

"Si vis pacem, para bellum." (с)

Мийка

Хотя да. В английском поставлены некоторые фразы, которые на самом деле звучат смешно в оригинале. Но в тоже время если брать отдельные моменты - то все же прибавка русского юмора дает о себе знать.

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